Here is a write up of Dallas Cowboys players responding to the prospect of legendary screw up, all round bad dude, and very good football player Adam “Pacman” Jones joining their team.

They roll their eyes at the mention of his name and insist they don’t need him to win the Super Bowl. Or even a playoff game. They do, however, respect his talent. And as long as he shows up at their Valley Ranch training complex and tries to fit in and be a good teammate, they’d like to have him around. They aren’t going to babysit Jones.

Obviously, the Cowboys players shouldn’t be babysitting Pacman Jones, but the Cowboys organization might seriously want to look into a babysitter. Seriously, Pacman Jones not being a screw up is worth millions of dollars to the Cowboys and babysitters only cost like 15 dollars an hour.

Society would benefit here as well, as we wouldn’t have to pay to try, convict, and imprison him of future crimes he commits, and none of us will be victims of his future shenanigans. Baby sitting Pacman Jones is a win for everybody.