Manly Cocktails

28Apr08

It’s Monday and you might be regretting drinking so much over the weekend, so here’s a few drinks I didn’t drink over the weekend and I’m glad I didn’t.

7. Jagerade
Why is it manly?: To be honest, I don’t know if this is manly or just gross. Either way, a man can never get enough electrolytes.
Recipe:
8 oz chilled Gatorade energy drink
4 oz Jagermeister herbal lique
5. Nuclear Waste
Why is it manly?: This is the only thing Keith Richards drinks now. According to the man himself, “”Whiskey wasn’t agreeing with me anymore. The old body couldn’t take it. Brandy is a killer, and wine is best with food, so somehow I settled on this. Plenty of ice. Lovely.” If it’s good enough for Mr. Richards, it’s good enough for this list.
Recipe:
2 oz. premium vodka
1 oz. Sunkist or any orange soda
Plenty of ice

This is a sip from a list of Manliest Cocktails. From what I gather the difference between regular cocktails and manly cocktails is that while regular cocktails are drinks made by people that have tired to think of ways to make alcohol taste better, manly cocktails are efforts to make rancid tasting drinks that prove your manhood by showing your willingness to drink something women are too smart to drink.

Actually most of the drinks sound OK, but Gatorade and Jager sounds so very bad.

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